id like to know about my current laptop and if this beta will work

There's one thing you could try its the code generated thing but the new beta thing won't work for me either so i don't know what's going on and id like to know

Make a new Windows Live ID, connect the Xbox Gamertag from the ID on your new laptop to the fake account you just made, link you Xbox Gamertag to the Windows Live ID on your laptop and delete the fake account.

This is actually the hard way, but I don't really know how Windows 8 works: if you could just delete the ID from your computer and connect the one with your favourite Gamertag that would be the easy way.

If you need more support let me know.

Didn't take it as impugning upon my honor. I actually made sure to reread the FAQ after your post. I would have to agree that it can be read and understood as the program working as suggested, while it is in beta testing the tags are not current reports.
Knowing what I know about the current state of EU, I see where it talks about how it "will" work, I see that as when the program is running for everyone. I can see how it could be taken otherwise.

You can, but you'll need an Xbox 360 Wireless Receiver which is currently out of production. They're generally available secondhand on sites like eBay.

However, if your laptop has Bluetooth (or if you add Bluetooth functionality via a dongle), you can use the current line of Xbox One controllers with Windows without an adapter. Older controllers won't work as the Bluetooth functionality was added fairly
recently. The new controllers also work with smartphones for the upcoming xCloud service (currently in beta) and even for other games.

Id really like to hear from the team over at xbox that they're working on a patch to set my mind at ease but alas... nothing... Just know you're not alone. Been this way for me since the 5th i think. The same day they released their current OS.