Xbox live Mercenary for hire

Hello,

Tired of being bullied by the hordes of slack jawed, lazy eyed, 13 year old children screaming in your ears?

Sick of not having anything to watch your back, besides a cold hard wall to catch the virtual blood splatter?

Need someone to throw you a clip. Rather than have someone kick you while you're down?

Want someone to talk some smack when you just cant be bothered?

That's where I come in. I'm offering a professional service, to be your Bodyguard, Goon, pigeon or bullet shield. For at least three hours a night. For as long as you can pay the bills. Very modest bills at that. I'll "work" (and i use that term loosely)
for those little thingys you get for free with a game. 48 hour codes. For those 48 hours I'm yours for at least 6 hours. Maybe more if I'm not busy.

if you like my services and want to "hire" me again I will consider future "business"

A list of games I am available on : Bioshock 2, Call of Duty 4 , Modern warfare 2, Black ops, Dead island, Dead space 3, Gears of war, Gears of war 2, Gears of war 3, Grand theft auto IV, GTA V, Halo 3, Left 4 dead 2, Mass effect 3, Metal gear solid :
peace walker, Red dead redemption.

Send me a message with the times you need me for and I'll get back to you and let you know if I'm available.

:)

 

LFG Mercenary For Hire...

My intentions is not to steal your gold, not to seek your respect but to master my killing capacity in areas of pve and pvp. Think of it like this I'll be your loyal war hound just as long as I get the experience the glory of mastering my art... I typically
play games as a musketeer mixing range with a mastery of melee, decent gear with a bit of stealth... You can hire me to do certain tasks such as sneak across the waters with you to sneak on to enemy ships kite my enemies bullets and practice my stabbing and
still not look like part of your crew like a random stranger or hire me to be your personal swashbuckler in your crew or preferably your fleet... I will do my absolute best at maximizing my assualt towards our enemies and if not I will die trying being your
personal meatshield... I'm an old "Pirates of the Caribbean Online" Vet looking for new yet similar to old experiences... My great grandfather was in the Navy durring WW2, my Grandma was in the Navy at the end of WW2 and at the start of one of the following
wars so being a Sailor is in my blood especially with my size 12 double wide feet however the art of combat is also in my nature... So in short I'm not asking for money, I usually play yolo solo anyway so I'm not looking for your respect, but simply give me
the experience at killing your enemies and the even better part about me is that I'd also most likely not care about your enemies loot either...

 

What follower to sacrifice???(spoiler)

You can't sacrifice a Brotherhood initiate, game won't let you. Just hire a mercenary from an inn.

 

Haha are you serious? Or just having a joke? No disrespect but I wouldn't want some guy named SnickerDoodle watching my back..

 

whats more you might not want someone named Snickerdoodle shooting you in the face, but a lot of people don't really have a choice. Not to mention i give excellent back rubs... just sayin...

 

What you are offering is against the ToC & will result in your account being banned.

 

sayyy whhaaat!? really? I'm just trying to offer some help to anyone who wants it... now I have to read all that nonsense.... *grumbles*

 

fudge I found it... ok well scratch all that about paying me with codes up there.... I'll do it for nothing.

 

^you also need gold for mp.

 

lol you don't say?.. no really you should stop talking.... if i wanted lip from you I'd wiggle my zipper.