Xbox Black screen/Frozen Dashboard

Whenever I turn my xbox One on, It either goes to a black screen and does nothing, or once in a blue moon it goes to the dashboard where i can do absolutely nothing and it's frozen. Ive turned my xbox on and off about a hundred times. Ive tried unplugging
it and plugging it back in, holding down the power button for 10 seconds, and switching hdmi cords. Ive done about everything aside from getting toothpaste and knee pads, getting down on my knees, and letting my xbox go to town in hopes that all it really
needed was to unload some sexual frustration. After hours of trying to fix this problem, thats starting to seem like the logical next step, so please for the love of God someone help me before I drop a hot deuce on my xbox and call it a day.

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Xbox One stuck on black screen after boot up

I have been experiencing the same problems, black screen after start up. Halo froze went back to dashboard and couldn't do anything from there. Did a hard reset and only get a black screen after start up.

 

Green Screen and Black Screen Error - Console wont start or work right

Finally got to dashboard but nothing will open. Try to go to side panel and click on stuff but just stays frozen on dashboard or goes to black screen I get an error message and than returns to dashboard. Or just returns no error message. AT the moment its
frozen or taking forever to load on side panel.

 

How about you actually get good at working console noob, like omg having a blank screen was so last gen

 

seriously though if i cant play master chief collection because my xbox wet itself, someones gonna get quickscped so please help someone

 

Lol, Noob. Probably not mlg enough. Get good and maybe it will work. U r a NOOB. lol c u ltr htr.