Thanks for my hunk of plastic, Microsoft.

Discus and support Thanks for my hunk of plastic, Microsoft. in XBoX on Consoles to solve the problem; You know what would be fantastic? An offline mode! But Noooooo! You want to have access and control to everything we do at home and online. Welcome to... Discussion in 'XBoX on Consoles' started by BERZERKIN86, Jan 28, 2015.

  1. BERZERKIN86
    BERZERKIN86 Guest

    Thanks for my hunk of plastic, Microsoft.


    You know what would be fantastic? An offline mode! But Noooooo! You want to have access and control to everything we do at home and online. Welcome to the tyrannical digital age. Where your thoughts and habits are no longer your own. Where companies such
    as Microsoft control your every day lives. That Xbox? It doesn't belong to you. What were you thinking? It's simply a tool to access the actual gaming system that exists only online. So enjoy that paper weight, doorjamb, whatever. It's a real top quality item,
    I tell ya!

    :)
     
    BERZERKIN86, Jan 28, 2015
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  2. How do I download minecraft maps

    xXDarkFire91Xx: When you buy a console, you own hardware. The software running on it is licensed and subject to the rules everyone is talking about. You have a right to do whatever you want with the hardware. Microsoft has the right to turn that hardware
    into a useless hunk of plastic and metal if you violate the terms of you agreed to.
     
    CaptnCreamsicle, Jan 28, 2015
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  3. SirAngry
    SirAngry Guest
    So, who's happy with the Xbox One announcement?

    @Mako Marauder... you are joking right? Seriously! Oh man. If that's true then Microsoft you can keep your pointless black hunk o plastic junk. It doesn't even do what my set top box does. Honestly what is the point? Are American cable TV services that dire?
    My old Cable & Wireless service from many years ago offered all the things the Xbox One was talking about being revolutionary last night... minus the voice control. Mandatory game installs, blocking used games, and the fact that it will require an online connection
    at least once every 24 hours. Count me out Microsoft. Not bothered about the lack of Backwards compatibility if I'm honest, but you can add that tick to the against column too. Thank God Sony still exist.
     
    SirAngry, Jan 28, 2015
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  4. Thanks for my hunk of plastic, Microsoft.

    Hello,

    You can switch to offline mode by going to your network settings and selecting "Go offline" this will prevent the xbox from trying to conenct and it will use the locally stored savegames instead of trying to connect to the cloud.

    You can access your network settings by following these steps

    1. Press the Home button
    2. Press the Menu button (right from the home button),and select
      Settings
    3. From there select Network
    4. on the bottom left you will see Go offline
     
    FearedNightmare, Jan 29, 2015
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  5. FearedNightmare Win User

    Thanks for my hunk of plastic, Microsoft.

    Hello,

    You can switch to offline mode by going to your network settings and selecting "Go offline" this will prevent the xbox from trying to conenct and it will use the locally stored savegames instead of trying to connect to the cloud.

    You can access your network settings by following these steps

    1. Press the Home button
    2. Press the Menu button (right from the home button),and select
      Settings
    3. From there select Network
    4. on the bottom left you will see Go offline
  6. CaptnCreamsicle Win User

    How do I download minecraft maps

    xXDarkFire91Xx: When you buy a console, you own hardware. The software running on it is licensed and subject to the rules everyone is talking about. You have a right to do whatever you want with the hardware. Microsoft has the right to turn that hardware
    into a useless hunk of plastic and metal if you violate the terms of you agreed to.
  7. zoj mastaninja Win User

    Ada getting her own campaign!

    im just lookin to get nasty with hunk i have this uncontrollable urge to use hunk's neckbreaker move the one chris has on re5 is a joke compared to hunk's
  8. Ghryphon Win User

    found a cool site for backgrounds

    Hah, are there any existing hunk pics? Wolverine? Tom Brady? I'll have to get my wife to categorize the hunk section cause to me they're just dudes lol
  9. CENTURION247 Win User

    Halo 5: Guardians Crashing on Launch / MCC missions not loading

    The factory reset did not work. I guess I will have to send this hunk of *** back to microsoft...
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