Slow everything and microsoft couldn't care less

Before you even tell me to hard restart, fiddle with the settings, unplug it, hit it with a hammer, or any other nonsense, know that I have tried pretty much everything. So save it. My xbox one is is the slowest piece of garbage I have every used. Everything
is laggy on the dashboard, the marketplace is questionable at best, my movies and streaming take forever and a day to hit HD quality, the download speed makes dial-up look good, and on and on and on. You'd think with these 600MB updates (on an already small
enough hard-drive) every week, something might get fixed... nope. You might even think buying physical copies of games would negate the 45GB demand of a new game. Wrong again. They still haven't even figured out to recognize wi-fi. Why would I be bouncing
from one hotspot to the other? BECAUSE MICROSOFT HATES THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS LIKE TO SHARE GAMES WITH EACH OTHER. Idiots. They'd rather make you spend more and more money. Don't even get me started on trying to split screen with a friend. WHY DO I NEED 2
TELEVISIONS TO PLAY WITH 4 PEOPLE?! Nintendo 64 had that on lock. The Wii U let's you play on the same screen with 8!

So, Microsoft... how about you pay attention to your customers before we drown in your filth. Fix your products or move over for a responsible company.

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No. It's the crappy Xbox services that Microsoft couldn't care less to fix.

 

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@Tz You might want to update your outdated logic...

dictionary.reference.com/.../couldn&

13. couldn't care less, could not care less; be completely unconcerned: I couldn't care less whether she goes to the party or not. Also, could care less.

15. Couldn't care less, a phrase used to express indifference, is sometimes heard as could care less, which ought to mean the opposite but is intended to be synonymous with the former phrase. Both versions are common mainly in informal speech.

American Heritage - Idioms & Phrases

couldn't care less Also, could care less. Be completely indifferent. For example, Pick whatever dessert you want; I couldn't care less, or I could care less about the editor's opinion. This expression originated about 1940 in Britain and for a time invariably
used couldn't. About 1960 could was occasionally substituted, and today both versions are used with approximately equal frequency, despite their being antonyms.