My one X is a joke that isn't funny

Discus and support My one X is a joke that isn't funny in XBoX on Consoles to solve the problem; I recently upgraded to a One X, since then my games wouldn't sync, sometimes randomly signs me out and won't let me sign in then all of the sudden... Discussion in 'XBoX on Consoles' started by TELLME IAMGOD, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. My one X is a joke that isn't funny


    I recently upgraded to a One X, since then my games wouldn't sync, sometimes randomly signs me out and won't let me sign in then all of the sudden signed in, games crash to dashboard, i had a few black screens loading games, party chat works only sometimes
    now. it has been nothing but a headache. I have been trying to decide what is going to be more satisfying for me, hammer, bathtub, or blast it with a shotgun. any of those options sound better than turning it on again what an expensive hunk of junk.

    :)
     
    TELLME IAMGOD, Apr 1, 2018
    #1
  2. Too Easy

    And bageldog where do I report you for making a cancer joke a member of my family had it that isn't funny in any way
     
    LOG HeadHunterX, Apr 1, 2018
    #2
  3. Suggestions - Girl Gamertag.

    It's a gamertag that is supposed to be funny. Big deal he was having a joke and i found it funny. Sorry you got all offended by a joke.
     
    DoWNwRD SPyRaL, Apr 1, 2018
    #3
  4. My one X is a joke that isn't funny

    Sounds like it`s obviously faulty, so take it back to where you bought it from and get it exchanged, problem solved.

    Or if it would make you feel happier and you don`t mind wasting money, then feel free to smash it to bits in whatever way you like.
     
    Paraffin Alien, Apr 3, 2018
    #4
  5. I agree. I mean... as long as it's not my $500 wasted, if OP goes for option 2 I say step out of the clichéd shotgun/water/hammer scenario and use more imagination. How would it turn out if it was thrown at an angry gorilla? Do you think it would clog up
    a wood chipper? It might take awhile to see this one play out, but what if you used it to ground a lightning rod? If you used the Ethernet jack opening to fill it with honey, then gave it to a hungry bear, would he still return it for a refund?
     
    A Blue Illusion, Apr 3, 2018
    #5
  6. Greetings,

    Some of what you describe could be an issue with your internet connection - have you already tried troubleshooting (Wired vs Wireless, Speedtest, etc)? When I switched ISP's I had a similar issue, I had to tinker a bit but was able to get it figured out.
     
    UnleashedHell, Nov 1, 2018
    #6
  7. Paraffin Alien Win User

    My one X is a joke that isn't funny

    Sounds like it`s obviously faulty, so take it back to where you bought it from and get it exchanged, problem solved.

    Or if it would make you feel happier and you don`t mind wasting money, then feel free to smash it to bits in whatever way you like.
  8. UnleashedHell Win User

    My one X is a joke that isn't funny

    Greetings,

    Some of what you describe could be an issue with your internet connection - have you already tried troubleshooting (Wired vs Wireless, Speedtest, etc)? When I switched ISP's I had a similar issue, I had to tinker a bit but was able to get it figured out.
  9. A Blue Illusion Win User

    My one X is a joke that isn't funny

    Sounds like it`s obviously faulty, so take it back to where you bought it from and get it exchanged, problem solved.

    Or if it would make you feel happier and you don`t mind wasting money, then feel free to smash it to bits in whatever way you like.
    I agree. I mean... as long as it's not my $500 wasted, if OP goes for option 2 I say step out of the clichéd shotgun/water/hammer scenario and use more imagination. How would it turn out if it was thrown at an angry gorilla? Do you think it would clog up
    a wood chipper? It might take awhile to see this one play out, but what if you used it to ground a lightning rod? If you used the Ethernet jack opening to fill it with honey, then gave it to a hungry bear, would he still return it for a refund?
  10. LOG HeadHunterX Win User

    Too Easy

    And bageldog where do I report you for making a cancer joke a member of my family had it that isn't funny in any way
  11. DoWNwRD SPyRaL Win User

    Suggestions - Girl Gamertag.

    It's a gamertag that is supposed to be funny. Big deal he was having a joke and i found it funny. Sorry you got all offended by a joke.
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