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  1. drinkmorepatron, Mar 25, 2014
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  2. PS4thaWIN
    PS4thaWIN Guest
    Havent gotten into a MCC mp match in days.

    It's not really surprising though. Since 343 took over the franchise they've released

    Halo 4 (worst multiplayer in the series)
    Halo Spartan Assault (lol)
    2 failed live action series - Nightfall and Forward Into Dawn
    MCC (broken as shit)
    Halo 5 beta (plays more like AW and Destiny than a Halo game)

    At this point Halo is becoming a joke like other once iconic but now mocked series like Resident Evil and Sonic.
     
    PS4thaWIN, Mar 25, 2014
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  3. match day

    You ever read that book about the guy who lived with 12 cats? The authors name is "Claude Balls".
     
    DTW Dirty Harry, Mar 27, 2014
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  4. ....what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?......nothing, you already told her twice
     
    II PARALLAX II, Mar 27, 2014
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  5. men age like wine....women age like milk
     
    II PARALLAX II, Mar 27, 2014
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  6. Seriously though. A few months ago I read an inspiring news article about a baby boy who was born with no eyelids. They called in a plastic surgeon specialist who was able to use the baby's own foreskin (so the body didn't reject what wasn't it's) to form
    eyelids. The surgery took several hours of meticulous construction of nerves and muscles but in the end it was deemed a success. Since this was a somewhat high profile case the surgeon was interviewed soon after the surgery. When asked what the prognosis of
    the child was the surgeon replied "The surgery went well and the child tolerated the procedure without issue. We expect a full recovery however, it should be noted that we anticipate the child to be a little cockeyed".
     
    DTW Dirty Harry, Mar 27, 2014
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  7. Shadowvegas
    Shadowvegas Guest

    match day

    Q. why do woman have v@ginas.

    A. So men will talk to them.
     
    Shadowvegas, Mar 27, 2014
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  8. Hellfire IRL
    Hellfire IRL Guest
    Why are fat girls and mopeds alike?

    They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
     
    Hellfire IRL, Mar 27, 2014
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  9. Little Johnny was in math class and during class his teacher posed a math problem. She said "There are three crows sitting on the farmers fence and the farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny answered "None!" The teacher said "No, little Johnny,
    listen carefully. There are three crows sitting on the farmer fence and the farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny answers again, "None!" At this point the teacher says "Why do you say that little Johnny?" to which he replies "When he farmer
    shoots the other two fly away". The teacher said "That's not the answer I was looking for but I like the way you think". Little Johnny spoke up once more and said "So, you like riddles? I've got one for ya. Three women are at the ice cream parlor each eating
    a scoop of ice cream on a cone. One licks, one sucks and the other bites. Which one is married?" Sensing a more diabolical intent the teacher answers with reservation "Well, little Johnny, I don't like this question but I'll say the one that sucks." Little
    Johnny answers "No, silly! It's the one with the wedding ring on. But, I like the way you think!"
     
    DTW Dirty Harry, Nov 1, 2018
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  10. Shadowvegas Win User

    match day

    Q. why do woman have v@ginas.

    A. So men will talk to them.
  11. II PARALLAX II Win User

    match day

    men age like wine....women age like milk
  12. Hellfire IRL Win User

    match day

    Why are fat girls and mopeds alike?

    They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
  13. DTW Dirty Harry Win User

    match day

    Seriously though. A few months ago I read an inspiring news article about a baby boy who was born with no eyelids. They called in a plastic surgeon specialist who was able to use the baby's own foreskin (so the body didn't reject what wasn't it's) to form
    eyelids. The surgery took several hours of meticulous construction of nerves and muscles but in the end it was deemed a success. Since this was a somewhat high profile case the surgeon was interviewed soon after the surgery. When asked what the prognosis of
    the child was the surgeon replied "The surgery went well and the child tolerated the procedure without issue. We expect a full recovery however, it should be noted that we anticipate the child to be a little cockeyed".
  14. DTW Dirty Harry Win User

    match day

    You ever read that book about the guy who lived with 12 cats? The authors name is "Claude Balls".
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