LSPD Role-Play Clan

Hey guys, starting a realistic dispatch and police scenario role-play clan. Check out the website at http://lspd360.webs.com/ to sign up, or join the facebook page at LSPD Xbox 360

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GTA 4/5 POLICE/CIVILIAN RP CLAN! *NOW RECRUITING*

Hello guys i am a Corporal with LSPD if you are looking for a fun but real roleplay we are the clan for you we play as real as possible we are recruiting for gta 5 but for now we play gta 4 but if you want to become an officer or crook i suggest it. I love
it i have been in other police clans before nothing was as good as lspd. Check us out.

 

LCSP: Liberty City State Police - [GTA4/BoGT/GTA5(When It Comes Out)] [Police Clan] NOW RECRUITING

Hate to break it to you, but the name LSPD isalready being used by two clans.

 

umm..... legend of gta already has 1 started, and has been around for a while. the only thing you have to do there is join the crew from the rockstart social club page, not a facebook and a clan website. too much stuff for 1 game that your trying to do differently.
and its not like supports police role playing clans anyway. just saying.

 

Unlike Legend, this is a clan devoted specifically to policing. And there is only one place you need to sign up,
lspd360.webs.com. It's for policing clan members who may be interested in trying a new type of realistic simulation, you don't need to be experienced, but you do have to be serious.

 

If training, testing, and promotions isn't devotion, then I don't know what is. going to a website that I never heard of, is not something I would want to do. and your talking about scenarios. that's a one time thing to get bored of. legend trains members
to play in public lobbies. I just got gold so im going to try to join, but ill be starting off as a low rank. do you want to say all of what you play to do in your role play?

 

In the immortal words of Skeeter:

"We don't take kindly to those who post their clan recruitment posts here!"

..."Now, now, Skeeter. They aren't hurting nobody."

 

"Unlike Legend, this is a clan devoted specifically to policing. And there is only one place you need to sign up, lspd360.webs.com. It's for policing clan members who may be interested in trying a new type of realistic simulation, you don't need to be experienced,
but you do have to be serious."

Now since my name was mentioned...

1) Unlike Legend, this is a clan devoted specifically to policing."

-YOU and EVERY OTHER POLICE CLAN out there use the same, tired old advertising. If it's a police clan, it obviously will have to do with policing.

2) "And there is only one place you need to sign up, lspd360.webs.com."

-Again, like EVERY OTHER POLICE CLAN out there. I see you are using .webs.com too; you would be better off with a forum since you need to keep track of a lot of info. WEBS.COM is quite limited in page # as well as design. Better off customizing your HTML
and CSS.

3) "It's for policing clan members who may be interested in trying a new type of realistic simulation"

-"It's for policing clan members...", wait? So you "police the clan members? Got to love grammar sometimes.

-"Trying a 'new type' of 'realistic simulation'". A 'new type', huh? What's 'new' about it? Are you "patrolling' in a Private Session? Do you drive actual LEO-issued vehicles? Or maybe it's because you have two organized teams: one cop team and a "trained"
civilian/criminal team? Whatever you think is a "new type", believe me, it's been done and done to death.

-"Realistic simulation". The only thing that is ever realistic about these clans is that:

a) The scenarios are thought up on the spot with very little thought involved

b) The scenarios are not always realistic and are mostly aimed at killing officers

c) When a criminal dies in a scenario, they usually don't take it well. 9/10, the police win.

4) "you don't need to be experienced"

-Therefore I'm hoping you are experienced enough to teach them all this info. + training on being a "proper PO", because if not, you won't have a very good or professional police force. Do you know 10-codes? The US Constitution? Bill of Rights? Lawful +
Unlawful Search and Seizure? Pursuit Tactics? Firearms Training? Vehicle Repair and Maintenance? And above all, Common conduct and Ethics of Policing? If any of these confused you, good luck.

5) "but you need to be serious"

-YOU and EVERY OTHER POLICE CLAN out there are saying the same thing. Nothing new.

CONCLUSION:

a) I would have left you alone if you hadn't used my name in your post

b) Based on my analysis, you are like all the "other police clans" out there that think they can do this

c) Your group is most likely an immature, underaged bunch

d) You can't follow the simplest of forum rules so good luck running a clan or most likely 30.

Now take your advertisement to the Clan Discussion section, good day.

 

I'm a violent lazy tightly wound alcoholic. Can I be paired with a teetotal liberal health freak. I think it will make for some amusing episodes.