Helicopters and Road Blocks For The Cops

I just like being an idiot in Free Roam mode. Cop chases, Helicopter launching, Swingset glitch, entertainment for days.

once you get out of sight, find a place to hide while the police search. as long as something blocks their view, liking hiding behind a wall, they will give up after 30 seconds or so. for the helicopters, you got to hide under something. like in a store
or under a bridge. like that the helicopters can't see you. i am finding it easier to escape the cops. if you don't hide once you break line of sight, they might be why you can't get away.

Or after their 2 hour block of Cops.

[quote user="Red Clown"]

Scrub list. Completed in my dreams. Here is a real man's list.

1) Do a barrel roll underwater

2) Win game of chicken

3) Successfully do jihad-helicopter and jet

[/quote]

I disabled a helicopter with a jihad jet. Road kill people swimming in the water with a helicopter is a sign of a true pilot as well.

They should just have one giant map.. That would be cool. BF3 needs dirtbikes, too. When I was younger, I had a little soldier action figure that came with a dirtbike and we had some righteous times. He had a lil' PSG-1 and 2 MP5Ks. I'd make him ride his
dirtbike onto high places and he would use his sniper rifle to kill "The President" (who was really just another soldier figure) and then he'd try to out-run the cops and get to helicopter. I didn't actually have a helicopter, so he just stood there going,
"Where's the helicopter!?" and I'd be like, "I don't know man! He said he'd be here!" and then he'd dual wield the MP5Ks and kick the crap outta' the cops..