Boot animation shorter. Why is this happening?

What are you blabbering on about?

Increasing boot time means the boot time is longer.

Decreasing boot time means the boot time is shorter.

An SSD will make boot time shorter, hence it decreases boot time.

I used to have this tradition where I'd boot up animal crossing

Have you tried a factory reset and try doing an offline system update ? To me it seems you corrupted the os on the xbox installed to the internal drive. If you interrupted the update. So i suggest doing a fresh system update while offline after a factory reset. Apart from that any change in the boot animation aka the boot logo when you first boot up the xbox. The time it takes to get to the dashboard before and after this happened. That happened to my xbox series s regardless of being in standby and powersaving.

That happens to me everyday. I tripp out and see hot women everywhere.. Its why my picture is in every Animal Shelter in the country.

That really depends. I really don't enjoy seeing animals in pain, but I am open-minded individual and if there is a reason why it is happening(Being attacked by the animal, for instance) I'm okay with it. When it comes to the crap they do in Postal, no.
That game is absolute filth and I can't imagine why it was created.

I have no problem with violence, gore, language, morbidity; but there's always a line in it's portrayal.